The story is told of one silly fellow
high on a mixture of drugs
who climbed into the hot pool at Crony Cove
in all his duds.
It was winter and when he stumbled out his wet clothing froze.
Not thinking clearly and in a panic,
he stripped and went back in.
When help finally reached him thirty-seven days had passed,
moss was sprouting from his skin and He was white as ash.
By being the survivor of "Worlds Longest Mineral Bath"
he'd learned a very shallow lesson
but not very fast.
