Grandpa's Snoring

The walls are bulging out then sucking in
cause gramps is is doing it again.

Grandpa's snoring like a bear,
snorting out each breath of air.

He's sawing logs again! When will it end?
Granny has her earplugs in and doesn't hear a thing.
The world could end, she'd just sleep in,
with Gramps still seesawing.

For when he breaths it's like the tide of an eternal ocean.
How can he sleep? What can we do?
He's making a commotion!

It sounds like ripping canvas.
It's a neighborhood earthquake. 
Oh Grandpa, What's it going to take?
Stop snoring for heavens sake!

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