On Meeting A Celebrity

On meeting a celebrity it's best not to stare.
It helps them to feel normal if they don't know you're there.

If they speak to you directly you may respond
but please,
don't expect a lasting bond.

It's O.K. to say you are a fan but don't demand an autograph
or from their presence you'll be banned.
And never, never snap their picture or a paparazzi you will be
attempting to exploit them photographically. 

So when you see a star, stay perfectly calm
do not stare or audition your new song.
Just ignore them as you would a perfect stranger
and you'll be a proper friend.

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